Jorj Elprehzleinn - Creativity, Stability, Reliability, Brilliance, Love.

King of Clubs

"Jorj, I think you are putting your life to good use, unlike many others, you seek spiritual fulfillment and mind over matter."
J.W.

career trivia on my life's path:

I spent several days as an extra in a movie in which I was dressed as a World War II soldier and had to drive a truck across the scene in the background.

When I was going through high school and college I was a foreman and truck driver for several years, for a furniture moving company. The experience of going into someone's house or apartment with my crew, and literally removing every object and packing it in a truck, driving it to a new location, and then unpacking it there, had an enormous influence on me which would later prove to be important in learning the "art of placement".

My first "real job" was when I was about 13 years old. I delivered beer and groceries in the neighborhood on a bicycle for $1.30 an hour plus tips. Before this, I already had two businesses, I was delivering newspapers since ten years old, and also made a winter time business shoveling snow in the neighborhood, based on monthly contracts that I negotiated.

I have on several occasions ventured into the area of sales. I tried selling Amway for a while. I had a job selling "pens and keytags with your companies advertising on it" for several months, and learned all about the sleazy side of sales. I have shied away from selling for most of my life, but also had a curiosity about it, and so have actually studied it quite a bit.

My cousins have created and published what my Mom says is the third most popular book in Canada next to the most popular book, which is the bible. They wrote a cookbook named, "Looney Spoons".

My great uncle is the founder of the ROOTS shoe company which he developed with his sons.

One of my relatives on my fathers side of the family made the tools that were used to carve the faces of the Presidents into the side of Mount Rushmore.

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My Dad is a well known Lutheran Minister in Canada, my Grandfather pioneered the Lutheran Church Missouri Synod in Canada (when he died he was the President of the organization and honored with a Doctorate).

His father, my great grandfather, also a minister and six of my Dad's 7 brothers all ministers. (Uncle Allen was a mailman all his life).

I am ordained by the Univeral Life Church and started my non profit corporation the Elprehzleinn Foundation in 1997 in Hawaii to help spiritual beings do well in the material world. A few months after starting the foundation I spent 11 months living in a Hawaiian homeless shelter feeding the poor, going to Evangelical (Pentecostal) bible thumping services 6-9 times a week, was dunked in the ocean for my "adult baptism", and taught little kids to old ladies (Native Hawaiians and even two Hare Krishnas) how to use the internet and computers.

I called it the Trinity project and had 6 Mac computers left over from my San Diego multimedia business on three long tables up front right beside the main alter. It looked like the "church of computers". I fed the homeless on Fridays, helped the pastor do his work, and did my "computer missionary work".

The e-book I developed at that time is selling more and more copies all around the world today and I am redesigning my site and my entire business to handle the growth.

I remember a time when another missionary showed up with his wife "from the mainland" at that Church of God in Hawaii and he claimed that my row of computers and me myself were from the devil and should be "cast out" into the streets (literally, including the computers).

It was a tense time for a week or so with many bible quotations flying back and forth while he used "the word of God" to prove that I was evil and I used the bible passages to hold and maintain my faith and position.

Eventually the pastor of the Church who is a blood relative to the former King Kaahumanu of Maui threw that guy out in the street and told him never to come back.

My Career Roles

The Charming, Intelligent, Creative - Jack of Clubs - at Your Service.

FOREVER LOVER

In the area of life that is career, I have chosen to focus first on BEING who I am despite the fact that I am in a human body with all it's karma and issues. This TRUE BEING is the deepest part of what I have to offer in relationship to others, and it is the foundation of my entire career to maintain connection with that which I AM and share who I AM with others beautifully, magically, amazingly. As a forever being, I resonate with the power of True Love as the greatest magic of them all and have lived accordingly staying in touch with my true being, as a forever lover, whose nature is pure happiness and up from there. Maintaining and living that connection, in this earthly plane, to the utmost, with excellence, and purity.

In doing so, I have studied, and worked professionally and wonderfully, with great focus, passion, love, and my trademark intensity of forever light and being, in the following career roles over the course of my life so far:

PSYCHOTHERAPIST-SHAMAN-MINISTER
In playing this role, I have learned and experienced many things. I have my formal degrees in this field. A Bachelor of Arts with Honors, a Masters degree, and a personally accredited PhD. My family heritage is focused in this career area, as my mother is a professional psychologist and yoga teacher, and my father is a retired Lutheran Minister, as was my grandfather, and my great grandfather. I am an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church. I believe in freedom and happiness for all people as long as it does not harm others. I am ordained by ULC to "do that which is right".

Besides what I have accomplished in assisting other people to accomplish in their lives, I consider my greatest achievement in this field is the development of: Life Transformation - System Z which took about 18 years to develop and is first released in the summer of 2003.

I have administered an enormous amount of hours of work to people in this career area over many years. I act and speak and do when it seems that it is needed in the lives of the people who come to me, or whom I am with.

BODYWORKER
read my "real dance resume"
I have certification in this career area of Bodyworker as a Kripalu Yoga Instructor, and a certfication in Shiatsu, and the first level of REIKI. However most of my training and experience and work has been done privately. My honors thesis for my Bachelors degree was on the subject of a yoga breathing technique.

My Bodywork studies and training and experience includes spending private dance training time with members of the Dance Theatre of Harlem, and members of several professional dance companies in Montreal, Canada, as well as extremely quality time with many other highly trained individuals in body movement.

I took classes in Jazz Ballet, Classical Ballet, Modern Dance, and attended many Contact Improvisation Jams, as well as attended shamanic dance healing workshops with Gabrielle Roth and several others who taught her methods. I never performed but was told by one teacher that I had what it takes to be a professional and that she would mentor me, since I improved so rapidly in her class.

I have practiced yoga personally for over 20 years, and have taught many yoga classes professionally. I greatly enjoy teaching and sharing about yoga.

I have taught yoga, and dance fitness classes, at over 20 different schools and fitness centers in Canada, and the United States.

I have thousands of hours of work that I have done in the area of massage, and touch healing, and a great deal of private training in many methods and systems of touching and laying on of hands and the use of gemstones and minerals.

ARTIST

For my 21st birthday I received a book called Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain. I did all the lessons in the book and opened up my ability to work with images. The ability and passion to form images continues to develop to this day, and in doing so I have worked and sold my work many times in this field.

My chosen mediums have been and are, computer and digital animation and illustration, digital photo editing and compositing and video and sound production and editing. Photography is one of my earliest forms of expression with images, and I continue to enjoy working professionally and personally in this medium. Acrylic painting is the medium for many of my works on canvas, and also I have painted murals, and screens on numerous occasions professionally for many years. Music composition and recording, writing, interactive designer, layout artist, and web page designer are all mediums that I have used professionally and still do to this day, to express myself artistically and share my self through my ART work professionally with others.

HOME IMPROVEMENT
From early childhood building and construction was a fascination that has continued to develop to this day. I have worked in the area of home improvement in several capacities. From traditional home renovation and re-modelling, to practicing the art of moving and placing objects,and colors, to work with energies in a space to optimize the functioning of the people in it, I have worked a great deal in this area of my career. In the late eighties, I established a business building Illumination Screens, a product which is both functional and beautiful.

BUSINESS OWNER - BUSINESS CONSULTANT
When I was ten years old I got my first business, delivering newspapers. I suppose I could say my first business was the popcorn and lemonade stands I use to operate much earlier than that. By the time I was about twelve, my parents allowed me to use the garage and I was the district manager and pick up location for all the newspaper boys and girls in the whole area. About 18 years later I was once again a district manager for another newspaper, with a much larger salary! That was the last "real job" I ever had.

After that I started my "Illumination Screens" business, and was also a partner running a yoga studio. It was around the same time I developed an interest in computer design, and started to do graphic design and advertising work for people, which I still do to this day from time to time. I owned and operated a business called "Creative Wave" in 1994-1995 taking it from an empty room with no doors to a flourishing small business in just 18 months. In 1997 I co-founded the ELPREHZLEINN Foundation of Forever Being.

I have consulted with many individuals to help them with their business, and in the area of finance. I have succeeded to help people raise amounts of money from several thousands to about one or two million, and helped many people develop and increase their success in a variety of business ventures.

Since 1999 I have personally undertaken a special project of applying myself to learning how to trade in the stock market. Currently I focus on trading S&P emini futures contracts, and options.

ADVERTISING & PROMOTION
I have spent enough time and done enough work in this area that it could possibly qualify as the most lucrative area of my career. Since I was about 18 years old I was very interested in advertising. Though I have done a few stints in sales, my work in this area focuses on producing advertising concepts, logos, corporate identities, video production, interactive design, photography for advertising and promotion, layout, artwork, design, advertising copy for print publication, website design and development and promotion.

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